IT’S 2014. TECHNOLOGY EXISTS THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO GO INTO FUCKING SPACE. THE CHIP IN YOUR BANK CARD HAS LIKE 50x MORE MEMORY AND 200x MORE PROCESSING POWER THAN APOLLO MOTHER FUCKING 11 HAD BUT YOU CAN’T ACCEPT THAT TWO PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER MIGHT WANT TO FRICK FRACK????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?
i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us